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Marilynne
04-23-2005, 07:11 PM
Hi Doc Bradley -
I've come upon an issue that I vowed to ask you about. I know how we should choose our battles, yada, yada, yada. And I know I am VERY fortunate to have a son who has not gotten into any trouble, does well in school, is dual enrolled in college, has a job, keeps his curfew, pays his own car insurance, doesn't ask for money, is good to his sister and family, and (sometimes) helps around the house - with distress of course!
I've been battling with my son on this issue for the past 5-6 years! It's not "critical", just very, very overdue. He has severe allergies and a room that is a total pit! He does not eat in there, so food isn't the problem. You just can't get around in there because he absolutely refuses to clean anything out or throw anything away. He only sleeps and dresses in there so he's doesn't "live" in there, but I have to use his closet for storage and it is definitely out of hand. He was promised a new computer for his 18th birthday and graduation, which is in the next month. He knows this is coming, and can't wait. However, I have recently decided that I'm done asking about the bedroom and told him that the computer will be ordered when the room is attended to and emptied out of all old things, dust, clothing, books, junk, etc. and cleaned up. You can't see his desk, he doesn't use the dresser, didn't want his 18 year old carpet replaced because he didn't want to clean the room out. You can't open the closet doors and the dust is really bad. I've threatened to throw it all on the front porch, but knowing him - it will stay there!! I know his allergies would improve (and my $$ situation) because he wouldn't need the doctor and prescriptions so much! The rest of our house is NOT like this (except my 16 year old daughter's room) but she does clean it out when asked. I don't feel Spring cleaning should be the mom's job when the kid is nearing 18, and he certainly reminds us of that fact. He won't be leaving for college for a year, and after 6 years of arguing, I'm not willing to wait. I know you must think this is such a petty issue, but it's time! His dad agrees it should be done, but isn't the type to argue about it - he'd rather forget the mess exists, but I can't. And because he is a "by the book" strong-willed Taurus, he is convinced that his allergies have NOTHING to do with the dust in his room. The rest of the house is kept up very well. But since I have to go in there, I'm demanding some cooperation, but not getting it - thus the "conditions" on the new computer! What's a mom to do?

Mike Bradley
04-26-2005, 01:55 PM
Dear Mom,
Allergies have EVERYTHING to do with messiness (dust mites), and messiness has NOTHING to do with the heart of your wonderful son. But perhaps messiness has much to do with his identity.
Before you pull the trigger, watch the old ODD COUPLE movie (Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau). Remember how messiness is a very relative concept that has to do with huge issues like power, control, and identity. Your son sounds just terrific. He seems to comply with virtually all the demands placed upon him. Is it so much to ask that he be allowed to be a slob (perhaps rebel a bit) in his own space?
Do what you can on this. Offer to bribe him for weekly clean ups where you agree to work with him to shovel out the debris. But if he loudly says "NO!" then write this off as his "Oscar Madison" identity need to your "Felix Unger" control need , and love each other despite your differences. Buy him an electronic air cleaner for his room and attach a gift card that says, "To the Best Son in the World: I love you to death. Your room makes me CRAZY! With love from your neurotic Mom."
Then set that small thing aside and thank fate, Mother Nature, or God for the incredible gift you have in your son. Take him out for a coffee, laugh at your differences, and marvel at your closeness.
Be well.

Marilynne
05-04-2005, 08:22 PM
Thanks for the advice. Seeing it through someone else's eyes makes all the difference! I'm going to buy the air cleaner - he's having his 18th birthday next week!! What a great gift! He's cleaned his dresser out!! I guess I need to be MORE patient and very thankful for sounding boards like you too!